
You built the life you were told to want: partner, career, kids, home. You’ve kept it all together.
But under the surface? You’re numb.
You're not ungrateful but at the same time: is this IT?
Like, seriously IT?
Your life feels like it belongs to someone else.

Feel fully alive in your life and make confident, soul-led decisions.
Ask for what you want without shrinking, sugarcoating, or second-guessing.
Say the hard thing and not flinch - even if it rocks the boat.
Break the patterns you swore your daughter would never inherit.
Experience intimacy that’s soul-deep, not surface-level or duty-bound.

You’re terrified of waking up at 60 still playing small.
You’ve tried therapy, journaling and yoga, but struggle to take action toward what you want.
You crave the kind of life that would shock your friends (in the best way).
You have a vision of how life could be but don't know where to start.
You need a permission slip to finally choose the bold, untamed and real you.
You’re terrified of waking up at 60 still playing small.
You’ve tried therapy, journaling and yoga, but struggle to take action toward what you want.
You crave the kind of life that would shock your friends (in the best way).
You have a vision of how life could be but don't know where to start.
You need a permission slip to finally choose the bold, untamed and real you.

Truth Week 1: Burn the mask
Outcome: Recognise when you’re performing and choose, in real time, to stop betraying yourself to keep the peace.
Truth Week 2: Speak the unsaid
Outcome: Say one truth out loud that you've never voiced before.
Truth Week 3: Come home to your body
Outcome: Feel a full-body 'no' and act on it: without backtracking or guilt.
Desire Week 4: Permission to want
Outcome: Name a desire you've buried for years - and let yourself want it without shame.
Desire Week 5: Unleash your 'too much' woman
Outcome: Stop hiding how much you are, starting with one brave, embodied act of self-expression.
Desire Week 6: Turn yourself on
Outcome: Feel sensual in your own skin. For your self, not anyone else.
Play Week 7: Claim what's yours
Outcome: Set one clear, clean boundary and hold it without guilt, panic, or softening.
Play Week 8: Practise being the new you
Outcome: Act, speak or choose as your future self.
One-time payment
8 x weekly LIVE sessions.
Weekly downloadable PDF workbooks for reflection and action.
Body-based practices + emotional rewiring.
A personalised action plan for bringing more ‘yes’ into your life.
Lifetime access to all materials.
Monthly payments
8 x weekly LIVE sessions.
Weekly downloadable PDF workbooks for reflection and action.
Body-based practices + emotional rewiring.
A personalised action plan for bringing more ‘yes’ into your life.
Lifetime access to all materials.
* Limited spots available, this is an intimate, high-touch course.

At 17, Bree walked out of her HSC exam hall and straight into a newsroom. By 30, she was running comms for Australia’s biggest brands—Sydney Opera House, realestate.com.au, Fairfax Media. Dream job? Tick. Dream house, car, husband, kids? Tick, tick, tick, tick.
And yet—she was dying inside.
So, she did what most women only fantasise about in traffic or mid-scroll at 2am. She tore it all down. The marriage, the career path, the perfectly curated life. Not because she had a midlife crisis—but because she finally got honest.
Now? Bree teaches women how to do the same: burn the bullshit, break the rules and build a life that turns them the f*ck on.

Robyn doesn’t just walk her talk—she dances it. In heels, fishnets, and full-body yes.
After spending years in the self-development space that felt a little too polite, a little too pastel, she ripped up the script. These days, she teaches women how to reclaim their bodies, rewrite their stories and seduce life on their own terms.
A trained Body Harmony specialist, Robyn blends somatic wisdom with street-smart sensuality. She’s the woman you call when you’ve ticked all the boxes but still feel numb. When your nervous system is shot and your pleasure is a distant memory, Robyn brings you back home—to your hips, your hunger, your hell yes.

→ What’s the real cost of hitting 2026 and still being where you are now?
→ Age isn’t a limit—it’s leverage. Your fire hasn’t gone out, it’s been smothered.
→ Girl, you have to front up to us in real time, every week. We’ll keep you accountable.
You’re not too late.
You’re not broken.
You’re not dramatic.
You’re just one decision away from the life your teenage self dreamed about.
Online. Each week includes a 60-minute live webinar via Zoom, and a workbook we'll take you through. The webinar will be at the same day and time each week.
Absolutely fine. The recorded webinar and weekly workbook will be accessible to you in your Suburban Goddess learning dashboard.
Bad Girl Blueprint isn’t passive. It’s messy, embodied, in-your-face real. You don’t just learn, you do. In your body. In your voice. In your actual life.
You’ll be held, challenged, and called out when you hide. This isn’t another “feel good and ghost” course. We don’t let you vanish.
Yes — if you show up. Bad Girl Blueprint rewires your nervous system, not just your mindset. You’ll practise truth in real life, not just talk about it. You won’t just feel braver, you’ll become the woman who speaks up, says no and stops apologising for wanting more.
Robyn is a body harmony specialist, naturopath and homeopath who has helped thousands of women change their lives through her work. She's been practicing privately for more than 20 years. What's body harmony, you ask? Body harmony is a state of balance and ease within the body, achieved through techniques that promote physical and emotional wellbeing. It involves releasing tension, improving posture and movement, and fostering a sense of wholeness and self-awareness.
This is the EXACT blueprint Bree used to re-design every aspect of her life: career, relationships, finances and lifestyle. She was done with good girl and let her bad girl have some air time. Her first erotic fiction novel, set at Bunnings of all places, comes out in October 2025.
75 mins. The weekly webinar is 60 mins and then we allow 15 mins for questions and sharing.
We don't do forced sharing. Ever. But real transformation means getting honest — with yourself first, then in a community that actually sees you. We hold your truth with fire and tenderness. You’re safe, never pressured. But hiding? That’s optional.
Nope. This work teaches you to live turned on, not torn up. You’ll get what you want by telling the truth, not destroying everything. Unless blowing it up is exactly what you want to do (talk to Bree).